{"product_id":"older-not-wiser-greeting-card","title":"Older, Not Wiser – Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAnother year older. The wisdom is still pending.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eSome birthdays deserve heartfelt speeches. Others deserve a reality check.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing Disorder's bold monochrome pattern with a neon pop of colour, this funny birthday card is made for friends, siblings, partners, coworkers, or anyone who keeps getting older without showing much personal growth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eAge is just a number. Good decisions are a different story.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for birthdays, best friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone who can laugh at getting older.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSpecifications:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Premium cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCard Size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4 × 6 in (10.2 × 15.2 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1 Greeting Card, 1 Envelope \u0026amp; \u003cstrong\u003e2 Disorder sticker seals.\u003c\/strong\u003e One seals the envelope. The other? Stick it wherever life needs a little more Disorder.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInside:\u003c\/strong\u003e Blank for your personal message.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePlease Note:\u003c\/strong\u003e Colours may vary slightly depending on your screen. T\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003erust us – it looks even better in person.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSending it as a gift?\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eLeave your message in the \u003cstrong\u003eOrder Notes\u003c\/strong\u003e at checkout and we'll handwrite it inside your greeting card – because typed messages just don't hit the same.\u003cbr\u003eSending it directly to someone? We'll even seal the envelope before it heads out.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Disorder ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48211651756237,"sku":"CARD-HBD-OLDER-BKWHLM","price":149.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/4692\/0909\/files\/older-not-wiser-birthday-card-2.png?v=1786728330","url":"https:\/\/www.disorderstore.com\/products\/older-not-wiser-greeting-card","provider":"Disorder ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}