Older, Not Wiser – Birthday Card

For the ones getting older but not any wiser (and let’s be honest, they never will). This sarcastic birthday card is the ultimate roast for friends, siblings, boyfriends, girlfriends, or dads who swear, age = maturity.

Comes with a matching envelope and the option to add a personalized message inside—sweet, savage, or somewhere in between.

• Black-and-white zebra design with neon green text
• Premium finish
• Size: 4 x 6 inches
• Blank inside (unless you want us to write your chaos)
• Ships in 2–4 days across India