• A birthday card with a black and white zebra print border and lime green text reading 'you're older, not wiser HAPPY BIRTHDAY!' is displayed on a white surface with a matching lime green patterned envelope, a blue cup, a fork, and a box of cake crumbs.
  • A zebra-print birthday card standing upright on a light gray background. The card has a white center panel with the text 'you're older, not wiser' in black and 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY!' in bright yellow-green.
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Older, Not Wiser – Birthday Card

Older, Not Wiser – Birthday Card

Rs. 149.00
Rs. 149.00
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Another year older. The wisdom is still pending.
Some birthdays deserve heartfelt speeches. Others deserve a reality check.

Featuring Disorder's bold monochrome pattern with a neon pop of colour, this funny birthday card is made for friends, siblings, partners, coworkers, or anyone who keeps getting older without showing much personal growth.

Age is just a number. Good decisions are a different story.

Perfect for birthdays, best friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone who can laugh at getting older.


Specifications:

  • Material: Premium cardstock
  • Card Size: 4 × 6 in (10.2 × 15.2 cm)
  • Includes: 1 Greeting Card, 1 Envelope & 2 Disorder sticker seals. One seals the envelope. The other? Stick it wherever life needs a little more Disorder.
  • Inside: Blank for your personal message.
  • Please Note: Colours may vary slightly depending on your screen. Trust us – it looks even better in person.

Sending it as a gift?
Leave your message in the Order Notes at checkout and we'll handwrite it inside your greeting card – because typed messages just don't hit the same.
Sending it directly to someone? We'll even seal the envelope before it heads out.

Shipping & Delivery

Orders are typically delivered within 3–10 business days, depending on your location. You'll receive a tracking link as soon as your order ships.

Returns & Exchange

No returns or refunds for change of mind. Damaged or incorrect order? Contact us within 48 hours of delivery and we'll make it right. Eligible items can be exchanged.

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