Real Adult, Ew – Greeting Card

Welcome to adulthood. We all hate it here.
Turns out being a grown-up is mostly emails, bills, and wondering what's for dinner every single day.

Featuring a bold lavender design with Disorder's signature unapologetic humour, You're a Real Adult Now. Ew. is the perfect card for celebrating life's biggest (and most questionable) milestones.

Whether they're graduating, starting a new job, moving into their first apartment, or simply pretending to have it all together, this premium greeting card says what everyone's really thinking.

Perfect for graduations, promotions, first apartments, new jobs, birthdays, and every other painfully adult achievement.

Specifications:

• Material: Premium cardstock
• Card Size: 4 × 6 in (10.2 × 15.2 cm)
• Includes: 1 Greeting Card, 1 Envelope & 2 Disorder sticker seals. One seals the envelope. The other? Stick it wherever life needs a little more Disorder.
• Inside: Blank for your personal message.
• Please Note: Colours may vary slightly depending on your screen. Trust us – it looks even better in person.
  
  

Sending it as a gift?
Leave your message in the Order Notes at checkout and we'll handwrite it inside your greeting card – because typed messages just don't hit the same.
Sending it directly to someone? We'll even seal the envelope before it heads out.